© 1998 Mike Johnson
Vice President Al Gore Jokes
They finally discovered what was making the Mars Rover hit all those
rocks. It seems the navigational system was totally dependent on
mathematical AlGoreRythms.
Al Gore wants to be president but I'm not sure he has the right stuff.
After all, politics is an effort in fertility.
Most people think of Al as boring. Not Robert Redford. The director
was
recently filming scenes from the vice president's refrigerator for a movie
sequel called "The Gore's Crisperer."
No wonder Al Gore is so popular with President Clinton. The president
likes anyone who helps increase his O-zone.
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