© 1998 Mike Johnson

Vice President Al Gore Jokes


  • They finally discovered what was making the Mars Rover hit all those rocks. It seems the navigational system was totally dependent on mathematical AlGoreRythms.

  • Al Gore wants to be president but I'm not sure he has the right stuff. After all, politics is an effort in fertility.

  • Most people think of Al as boring. Not Robert Redford. The director was recently filming scenes from the vice president's refrigerator for a movie sequel called "The Gore's Crisperer."

  • No wonder Al Gore is so popular with President Clinton. The president likes anyone who helps increase his O-zone.

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