McDonald's Jokes

"Beenie-Babies" are back. Once again, McDonalds is selling out within days, lines out the doors, people spilling out into the streets. Well, Oscar Mayer saw that and decided to cash in on the "Beenie-Babies" fad too. They’ve started to wrap their frankfurters in special packaging that may or may not contain a stuffed animal. They’re calling their promotion, "Weenie-Maybes."

Have you seen that McDonalds is now posting nutritional information about each of its menu items? I think they're going a bit far though with this concept. I'm really getting tired of having the cashiers ask me, "Would you like thighs with that?"

Investigators caught McDonalds trying to produce the world's first cloned female, a project McDonalds had code-named: McEve. Obviously they were determined to succeed. Police broke into a McDonalds' warehouse and found a hundred cases of McRibs.

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