© 1998 Mike Johnson
MIR Jokes
Seems there was another mishap on the MIR space station. They hooked
up the new computer and immediately lost all their air when they opened
Windows95.
This just in: New mystery on MIR: cosmonauts disappear into thin
air.
NASA let Wisconsin select the next person to stay on MIR – and they
chose
Claudia Schiffer. The selectors thought that with all the oxygen problems
MIR is having, they better have someone up there with some nice dairy
air.
Sticker on MIR mirror: "Air is much farther away than it appears."
The MIR escape pod accidentally separated from the space station after
an argument between the American and Soviet cosmonauts. Apparently, "screw
you" means "jettison" in Russian.
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