© 1998 Mike Johnson

MIR Jokes


  • Seems there was another mishap on the MIR space station. They hooked up the new computer and immediately lost all their air when they opened Windows95.

  • This just in: New mystery on MIR: cosmonauts disappear into thin air.

  • NASA let Wisconsin select the next person to stay on MIR – and they chose Claudia Schiffer. The selectors thought that with all the oxygen problems MIR is having, they better have someone up there with some nice dairy air.

  • Sticker on MIR mirror: "Air is much farther away than it appears."

  • The MIR escape pod accidentally separated from the space station after an argument between the American and Soviet cosmonauts. Apparently, "screw you" means "jettison" in Russian.

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